Shape-Shifting Committee

Our Mission:

We are a group of highly skilled shape-shifters, dedicated to the art of transforming ourselves into anything from a chicken to a toaster. Join us, and discover a world where you can become the thing you've always wanted to be (or not).

Subcommittees:

• Feline Committee - Because who doesn't want to be a cat?
• Vegetable Committee - For those who want to be a bit more...rooted.
• Avant-Garde Committee - For the truly avant.

Apply to join us, and get ready to shift your life!