Shape-Shifting 101: A Guide for the Ambitious

Chapter 1: The Art of Disguise

When it comes to shape-shifting, the most important thing to remember is to always wear a decent disguise. A good disguise should be both convincing and comfortable, like a well-crafted onesie.

Disguise Designs: From the Obvious to the Obscure

Chapter 2: The Physics of Form and Function

As a shape-shifter, you need to understand the basics of physics to avoid turning yourself into a puddle of goo. Don't worry, it's all about the ratio of surface tension to mass.

The Math Behind the Mayhem

Chapter 3: Shape-Shifting Etiquette

When in public, always remember to shift with consideration for those around you. Avoid turning into a giant chicken in a crowded elevator, trust us on this one.

The Art of Stealthy Shape-Shifting

Chapter 4: Shape-Shifting in the Modern World

From cat cafes to virtual reality, the modern world presents unique challenges for the shape-shifter. Stay ahead of the curve, or in this case, the cat.

The Future of Shape-Shifting: A Guide to Not Getting Caught

Epilogue: The Shape-Shifter's Oath

By the power of the shape-shifter's code, we swear to uphold the honor of our craft, and to never turn into a sentient pineapple in a crowded elevator.

The Oath: A Guide to Keeping Your Word (and Your Form)