By now, you're probably wondering, "What's the deal with shape-shifting? Is it real? Can I really become a chicken or a pineapple, and if so, how do I do it?" Well, wonder no more, dear reader!
It turns out, shape-shifting is a real thing, and it's not just for wizards and werewolves. With the right training and a pinch of magic, you too can become a different creature. The odds of success are, shall we say, less than 50/50, but hey, when's the last time you had a 50/50 chance at anything?
Here are some tips and tricks to help you shift your shapes and become something you're not:
Making a cape out of sandwiches, because why not?
Odds of becoming a chicken: 2/100 Odds of becoming a pineapple: 1/100 Odds of becoming a toaster: 50/100 (but only on Tuesdays)
Shape-shifting can have some serious side effects, including but not limited to:
- Excessively large eyebrows
- Uncontrollable burps
- Random bursts of song and dance
But hey, it's a small price to pay for the thrill of becoming something new and exciting!