Published by the Shape-Shifter Guild, a union of masters of the art of physical transformation.
**Most Notable Shape-Shifting Incidents:**
1.** Mr. Johnson, a self-proclaimed "human" turned into a toaster, but only for 37 seconds. His family is still trying to figure out why.
2.** A group of rogue shape-shifters attempted to infiltrate the local bakery, but their plan was foiled by the owner's 24/7 security cameras.
3.** A shape-shifter, claiming to be a "free spirit," turned out to be just a cat in a bathrobe.