Shapeshifter Safety Guidelines

Welcome, fellow travelers, to the realm of shapeshifting. To ensure you survive this journey with your sanity intact, we have created a list of safety guidelines for you to follow:

• Never attempt to shift while in close proximity to reflective surfaces, as you will be drawn into an eternal loop of existential dread.
• Be aware of your surroundings. A shapeshifter's mind is a malleable thing, and you may find yourself lost in a world of your own making.
• Don't eat the cheese. It's not worth it.

For more tips and tricks, visit our Shapeshifter Safety Tips page!

Shapeshifter Safety Guidelines: The Unspoken Rules

A. Never shift into a form that is too large, lest you become wedged into a narrow doorway and face the wrath of a frustrated interior decorator.

Learn more about shapeshifter safety in Shapeshifter Safety 101.

Shapeshifter Safety Guidelines: The Fine Print

In the event of a shapeshifting emergency, please refer to our emergency protocol at Shapeshifter Emergency Procedures.

Remember, safety is not just a guideline. It's a way of life. Or, in this case, a way to not lose your mind while shapeshifting.

Shapeshifter Safety Guidelines: The Unofficial Rulebook

Because, let's be real, you're probably going to break all the rules anyway.