Sharpie Abuses

Sharpie Abuses: A Community for those who abuse Sharpie markers for their own nefarious purposes. Our members are experts in the art of making Sharpie do their bidding, even when that bidding involves writing "I HATE MY LIFE" on the wall 17 times in a row.

Join us for our weekly Sharpie Abuse Meetups, where we gather to plot our next move and share our favorite Sharpie-themed memes.

Meet the Founders:

Meet John, our self-proclaimed Sharpie King. John has been abusing Sharpie markers since he was 5 years old, and now he's here to share his expertise with the world.

Read John's Sharpie stories

And meet Jane, our resident Sharpie hacker. Jane can hack into any Sharpie marker and make it do her bidding. Literally.

Learn about Jane's Sharpie Hacks

Meet our Prophets, who will guide you through the dark art of Sharpie Abuse