I have a shell of a plan
As the most intelligent snail in the land, I've been observing my surroundings for years, and I've come up with a plan to take over the world.
Welcome, puny human. I'm Sheldon the Snail, the greatest snail this side of the pond.
As the most intelligent snail in the land, I've been observing my surroundings for years, and I've come up with a plan to take over the world.
First, I'll infiltrate the garden, using my slimy trail to gain access to the juiciest lettuce and plumpest tomatoes.
With my newfound power, I'll build a snail empire, complete with an army of snail minions and a network of underground tunnels.