Justifications for Shifting

You know the drill. The pants are too small, the music's too loud, the couch is too comfy. Time to shift into something more comfortable. But why exactly? Here are some justifications for shifting.

It's for the Sake of Fashion

One can never have too many pairs of pants, and one can never have too many excuses for not wearing them. Shifting into a new outfit is like a breath of fresh air for the soul.

Justifications for Wearing Too Many Pants

It's for the Sake of Self-Discovery

Shifting into a different persona can be a powerful tool for self-improvement. Try on a few different hats, and you might just find yourself.

Justifications for Wearing a Hat on Your Head and in Your Pockets

It's for the Sake of Procrastination

Shifting into a different outfit is a great way to avoid doing actual work. Just tell yourself you're researching the field of fashion, or that you're conducting a science experiment.

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