Shift Schedules for the Truly Unremarkable

• Shift 1: Morning Madness

  Wake up, get up, get out. Repeat.

  Start time: 6:00 AM

  End time: 7:00 AM

  Break time: 0 minutes

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• Shift 2: Afternoon Slumber

  Take a nice long nap, but don't get too comfortable.

  Start time: 12:00 PM

  End time: 1:00 PM

  Break time: 30 minutes

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• Shift 3: Late Night Crazies

  Stay up late and wonder why.

  Start time: 10:00 PM

  End time: 2:00 AM

  Break time: 15 minutes

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