Welcome prophets, shifters, and time-traveling enthusiasts!

As prophets of the shift, you know that timing is_goals. Here are some tips to help you navigate the timestream with ease:

• Always wear your best "I'm with stupid"ประก t-shirt on Tuesdays to ward off those pesky chrono-skeptics.
• Never trust a time-traveling agent who offers you a free coffee; it's just a trap.
• Always keep a spare set of socks in your timestream luggage, you never know when you'll get stuck in a loop.
• Learn to recognize the difference between a temporal anomaly and a Tuesday.

And remember, in the immortal words of the prophets, "Time is a flat circle, but your paycheck is a spiral."