Ship Grades

Grade 1: The S.S. Meh

• The ship is a box with a hull that's slightly less than a box with no hull.
• The propellers are held together with twine and prayer.
• It has a crew of 3: the captain, a first mate, and a guy who just kinda shows up.

Sailing the 7 Seas of Disappointment

Grade 2: The S.S. Not-So-Meh

• The ship is a box with a hull that's slightly more than a box with no hull.
• The propellers are held together with wire and duct tape.
• It has a crew of 5: the captain, 2 first mates, a bosun, and a guy who just kinda shows up.

Sailing the 7 Seas of Mild Discomfort