Welcome to the Desperation Diary, where dreams go to die.
I've been stuck on this ship for what feels like an eternity, and I'm starting to lose hope.
The only thing keeping me going is the promise of a decent Wi-Fi signal.
I've seen some things on this ship, let me tell you.
Like the time we had to serve Spam sandwiches for dinner for a week straight.
Or the great "who left the bathroom door open" mystery of 2018.
It's a wonder I haven't lost my mind yet.
Read more of my descent into madness