Ship Design FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of this ship?
A: To boldly go where no ship has gone before.
Q: How many crew members does it hold?
A: 7, plus 1 captain, minus 3 engineers, plus 1 chef, minus 1 morale officer, plus 2 engineers, minus 1... You get the idea.
Q: What is the ship's top speed?
A: Warp 9.99, but only if you're feeling lucky.
Would you like to know more about our ship's:
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can check out our crew manifest to see how many engineers you need to sacrifice for the greater good.
Or, if you're just here for the free coffee: