Shipwreck Shenanigans: Bad Jokes

Here be the worst jokes in all the land!

• Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard it was a "treble" maker!
• Why did the pirate get lost in the ocean? Because he was feeling a bit "sea"-rious!
• What did the pirate say to the parrot when it started to talk? "Polly-anna, get off my case!"
• Why did the sailor take his fish to the doctor? Because it had a "whale" of a tale to tell!

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