Q: What is the Shirt Architect?
A: The Shirt Architect is a master builder of casual attire, crafting garments that are so laid-back, they're practically horizontal.
Q: What kind of shirts do you sell?
A: We sell the kind of shirts that are perfect for lounging, napping, or just generally not giving a darn about fashion.
Q: Are your shirts durable?
A: Only if you consider 'durable' to mean 'will last for a few wearings before becoming a faded, threadbare memory.'