Shirt Architect FAQ: The Philosophy of Fabric

Q: What is a shirt architect, exactly?

It's not exactly an architect who wears shirts, nor is it an engineer who builds shirts. It's more like... a person who thinks about shirts. A lot.

A: Why should I care about shirt architects?

You should care because, let's face it, shirts are the fabric of society. Without them, we'd all be wandering around in our underwear. Literally.

Q: How do I become a shirt architect?

Start by becoming an expert in fabric science. Read books, attend seminars, join the International Association of Shirt Architects. Oh, and learn to make decent coffee. You'll need the fuel.

Q: Can I use my newfound knowledge of shirt architecture to make a better shirt?

Yes, but don't get too attached. Your masterpiece will likely be worn, washed, and worn some more before it's inevitably discarded in the depths of the laundry bin. The human experience is a brutal one, shirt.

Q: Is it true what they say about the Emperor's New Clothes?

No. That's just a myth perpetuated by fabric-skeptics. The Emperor's New Clothes was a masterpiece, a true work of art. If only it had been made in a more durable thread count...

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