Stripes: The Most Overly-Complex Shirt Style Ever
Stripes, the style that says, "I'm trying so hard, but also kinda failing."
Monochrome Stripes: For when you can't decide on a color
Alternating Stripes: For when you want to blind your friends with science
Chevron Stripes: For when you want to make a bold statement, but still look like a try-hard