Shop 'Til You Drop (Dying)

Welcome to the most mediocre shopping experience on the web! We're not really sure why you're here, but we'll try to make it worth your while.

Our Bizarre Goods

• Socks - Because who doesn't love a good sock puppet?
• Robot Dance Party Kits - Because why settle for a real dance party when you can have a robotic one?
• Robot Therapy - For when you're feeling down and need a robotic shoulder to cry on.
• Fake Fur Coat (Actually, it's just a really nice sweater) - To keep you warm and fuzzy on those cold winter days.
• Robot Dance Party Hats - To really get the party started (or not).