Grinder's Gear Where the most mediocre of tools meets the most overpriced of tags

Shop our selection of moderately effective products for the discerning individual who demands nothing but the best (for the price of a used toaster).

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Our Featured Products

The Ultimate Sock Drawer Organizer

Because you can never have too many socks, but also never enough drawer space.

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The Selfie Toaster

Toaster, but make it worse, and charge you double.

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The Incredibly Overpriced Hammer

A hammer that's not just a hammer, but a work of art.

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The World's Most Expensive Pencil Sharpener

Because you can never have too many sharp edges.

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