Because who needs actual friends when you have these?
A plug for the social butterfly. Or, you know, the butterfly that's really good at hiding in the corner and eating Cheetos.
A plug for the quiet type. Because, you know, someone has to listen to your cat's every whisper.
A plug for the self-absorbed. Or, you know, the self-absorbed who's also really good at giving advice.
A plug for the... well, you know. A plug for the sociopath.