Welcome to Paradoxical Souvenirs!

Our store is filled with items that defy the laws of reality, just like your aunt at the family reunion. Browse our wares and discover the perfect gift for that friend who's always getting into trouble.

Popular Paradoxical Items

Buy Now: The Time-Traveling Toaster ($19.99)

Buy Now: The Infinite Socks ($9.99)

Buy Now: The Reality-Bending Mug ($4.99)

More Paradoxical Goodness

• Paradoxical Grams - Because who needs regular grams when you can have paradoxical grams?
• Paradoxical Posters - Decorate your wall with the infinite possibilities of our posters!
• Paradoxical Keychains - Because who needs a regular keychain when you can have one that exists in multiple parallel universes?