Welcome to Superposition Tech, the company that's changing the game with our revolutionary, totally-not-actually-possible technology!
Our team of experts has spent years studying the art of making things that defy the laws of physics and reality. And we're not just talking about the coffee machine that doubles as a toaster.
Our flagship product, the "Superposition 5000", is a machine that can simultaneously exist in two places at once, making it the perfect solution for meetings that are both happening and not happening.
We're not just a company, we're a movement. Join us and together, we can achieve the impossible!
Get your Superposition 5000 today! (Note: Please do not actually try to purchase this product, as it's still in beta testing and may cause paradoxes.)