Ear-resistible Earrings: Because Why Not, Right?

Shop Our Most Extravagant Earrings Collection Yet

1. The "I'm a Human Piñata" Earrings

These earrings are like a piñata, but instead of candy, they're filled with diamonds and regret.

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2. The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Earrings

Perfect for those who still wear their pajamas to the store, these earrings will ensure you're never late, but you will still be fashionably incorrect.

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Still not finding what you're looking for? Check out our other absurdly expensive and utterly useless jewelry collections:

• Necklaces for the Neck of the Woods
• Braclets: Because You Never Know When You'll Need to Hold Up Your Pants
• Rings of Power, or Just Really Big Rings