Welcome to Short-Selling

In the world of business, time is money. And by "time," we mean the time it takes to do things properly.

Disclaimer: Short-Selling is not actually a thing. But if it were, this would be a great place to learn about it.

Cut corners. Cut ties. Cut losses.

Note: The following fine print is only visible under magnifying glasses, black lights, or a really strong reading light. Or, you know, just don't bother reading it at all.

We, at Short-Selling University, are proud to offer the following courses:

• Short-Selling 101: Cutting corners 101
• Advanced Short-Selling: Cutting ties, cutting losses
• Short-Selling in the Corporate World: Cutting corners while cutting corners