/subpages/short-selling-extremes

Welcome to the Short Selling Extremes subpage! Where we sell you things that are just a little too short.

We have an assortment of:

• Short pens for the minimalist writer
• Short ropes for the adventurous climber
• Short spoons for the efficient cook

Our products are not just short, but also:

• Ultra-Short Spoons - for when you want to stir, but not actually cook
• Extra Extra Extra Short Ropes - for the extreme climber