Short-Term Disability Benefits | Neo-Brutalist

Because You Can't Even Get Out of Bed to Do Your Job

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you find yourself struggling to get out of bed in the morning, only to realize you have to go back to bed again at 3 PM because, well, you just can't? Look no further! Our short-term disability benefits are here to help you take a break, relax, and recharge your batteries. (Or just plain old recharge your Netflix queue)

Benefits Include:

• Up to 3 months of paid vacation, because you know what? You're worth it!
• A complimentary set of fuzzy slippers, because your feet deserve it!
• Free access to the best video games, because who needs human interaction, really?
• A personalized "I'm Not Okay" support hotline, because sometimes you just need to know it's okay to be not okay

Don't wait any longer! Apply for short-term disability benefits today and take a break from the hustle and bustle of adulting. Your couch will thank you.