Short-Term Disability Insurance: Because Adulting is Hard

Eligibility Criteria

You must have been born between 1980 and 1995 to be eligible for our exclusive short-term disability insurance program.

Must have a minimum of 5 years of experience in playing video games, watching cat videos, or binge-watching TV shows.

Must have a valid reason for not doing laundry, dishes, or any other adulting tasks for at least 3 consecutive days.

Must not have a job that requires you to wear pants or a tie.

Must have a valid email address that you haven't changed since 2010.

Must be able to eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting.

Apply Now for your chance to win a free month's supply of energy drinks and a participation trophy.