You must have been born between 1980 and 1995 to be eligible for our exclusive short-term disability insurance program.
Must have a minimum of 5 years of experience in playing video games, watching cat videos, or binge-watching TV shows.
Must have a valid reason for not doing laundry, dishes, or any other adulting tasks for at least 3 consecutive days.
Must not have a job that requires you to wear pants or a tie.
Must have a valid email address that you haven't changed since 2010.
Must be able to eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting.
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