Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) for the impending Shortages

Q: What is the meaning of life during a global shortage?

A: The meaning of life is whatever you find meaning in the fleeting moments between rummaging for toilet paper and scavenging for canned goods.

Q: How do I prepare for the impending shortages?

A: Stockpile on canned beans, hoard toilet paper, and invest in a good supply of duct tape for all those pesky holes you'll be patching up in the coming months.

For more tips on surviving the shortages, click here.

Q: What is the deal with all the people wearing those weird masks?

A: Those are just the fashionable folks trying to make a statement about their impending doom. Don't worry, it's all in good fun. Click here for more info.

Stay classy, Shortage Survivors.

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