Excessive Excuse Generator 3000

Sorry, I'm late! But I have an EXCELLENT reason for that!

• My cat's hairball of despair was stuck in my shoe!
• I was trying to break the world record for most hours spent binge-watching cat videos!
• I was reorganizing my sock drawer, and it was a real existential crisis!

Click on one of the links above to generate an EXCESSIVELY better excuse!