Help, I've got a Shortage! (Or do I?)!

Is it just me, or do you too feel like the universe is running out of everything? Coffee beans, toilet paper, or perhaps even the very fabric of reality itself?

Don't worry, friend! The Shortage-Helpline is here to help (or at least offer some witty banter).

Check out our Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.) for answers to the most pressing shortage-related queries.

Or, if you're feeling extra parched, visit our Dehydration-Station for a refreshing glass of water (if we can find any).

And remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you shortages, call the Shortage-Helpline!