1. Sock Puppet Therapy
Because sometimes you just need to talk to someone who's not judgmental, but also not very smart.
2. Time Traveler's Discount Coupons
Save 10% on last year's prices! Because who needs a functioning economy, anyway?
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3. AI-Generated Sarcasm Generator
Because who needs actual friends when you have a robot that can tell you you're doing it wrong?