A: The Coffee Crisis is a global pandemic of caffeine deficiency.
A: People are running out of coffee, and the world is descending into chaos.
A: Stay calm, and check our Emergency Coffee Rations, but be warned: they're not actually a thing.
A: Fatigue, irritability, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
A: Sleep Coffee is a thing. It's not actually a thing, but you can pretend, right?
A: If we can just make it to the weekend, we might survive.
A: Yes, but be warned: the Overthrow the Government plan is a long shot.
A: The Caffeine Addicts Anonymous is here for you.
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Disclaimer: The Coffee Crisis is not actually real. Unless it is. Maybe.