Top 5 Shortages
- Avocados: Because who needs healthy fats, anyway?
- Selfies: Because who needs actual friends, really?
- Free Wi-Fi: Because who needs to pay for anything, ever?
- Intelligence: Because who needs critical thinking, right?
- Socks: Because who needs to match, anyway?
And don't even get us started on Avocado-Shortages or Intelligence-Shortages.