The Problem
In this dystopian hellscape, we've lost the art of good old-fashioned, wholesome entertainment. Reality TV has become more real than reality. The only thing more abundant than reality TV is our outrage over it all. It's time to bring back the simple, wholesome pleasures of Bush TV.
Imagine it: a world where families gather 'round the box, watching wholesome, family-friendly content that's actually about something other than catfishing, hoarding, or survival of the fittest. Where the only thing you have to worry about is who's gonna get the last slice of pizza.
We're not asking for much, folks. Just a little bit of simplicity, a dash of decency, and a pinch of good old-fashioned fun.