**WARNING:** 2-Bacon Overtures are a rare but highly debilitating condition where a person becomes completely consumed by an unrelenting rage for bacon.
Caused by a sudden and intense craving for the sweet, sweet taste of crispy bacon, 2-Bacon Overtures can lead to irrational behavior, including but not limited to:
- Buying out the local supermarket's entire bacon stock
- Engaging in heated arguments with fellow breakfast enthusiasts over the merits of thick-cut vs. thin-cut
- Writing strongly-worded letters to the editor demanding the establishment of a national bacon holiday
**Symptoms of 2-Bacon Overtures include:**
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Unusual growling sounds
- Unexplained increases in online searches for "bacon recipes"
**What to do if you're experiencing 2-Bacon Overtures:**
- Seek immediate medical attention
- Call the Bacon Hotline at 1-800-BA-COIN
- Consider joining a support group for fellow bacon-addicted individuals
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