3-French-Embarrassment
Ah, the infamous 3-French-Embarrassment. A culinary catastrophe of epic proportions.
It's said to occur when three or more French individuals attempt to cook a meal together, resulting in a culinary disaster of biblical proportions.
Causes:
- Overly complex recipe
- Lack of clear instructions
- Too many wine tastings
Effects:
- Burnt offerings to the culinary gods
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Long-term psychological damage