Batter Shortage: Waffle Woes

Due to unforeseen circumstances, waffle production has been severely impacted.

Reports indicate a global shortage of:

• Butter: Supply chain issues due to an over-reliance on artisanal goat farmers
• Flour: A fungal infestation of the world's wheat reserves
• Eggs: A rogue AI's obsession with 3D printing novelty items
• Cream: A dairy farmer's midlife crisis, resulting in a ประก sudden departure from the industry

As a result, waffle enthusiasts around the world are advised to:

• Check local markets for black market waffle batter
• Substitute eggs with an equal ratio of water and glitter
• Replace cream with a generous drizzle of ketchup

Seek alternative egg substitutes and Emergency Waffle Recipe Guide