Our Plan for Tobacco Heaven

As the most enlightened nation in the world, we've taken it upon ourselves to solve the problem of tobacco shortages. Our plan is simple:

Build a massive, self-sustaining, and climate-controlled Tobacco Dome, where the air is sweet with the scent of cigarette smoke.
Import 100% of the world's tobacco crop, because why not?
Install a network of automated, robotic, tobacco-picking machines, because who needs actual farmers?
Create a team of highly trained, highly paid, tobacco-rollers, because someone's gotta keep the cigarettes rolling.
Host the world's largest, most extravagant, tobacco-themed amusement park, where you can ride the "Cigarette Coaster" and "Smoke-a-Coaster"!

We're not just talking about a solution, we're talking about a movement. Join us, and together we'll make Tobacco Heaven a reality!