It's true, mate. The avocados have all but disappeared. Gone. Vanished. Leaving us with nothing but a faint memory of creamy goodness and a deep sense of despair.
Reports are flooding in of desperate Australians scouring the supermarkets, only to find empty shelves where once there were lush green avocados. It's as if the very fabric of our society has been torn asunder by the cruel hand of fate.
But fear not, dear reader! For we have a glimmer of hope on the horizon. A group of brave Australians have taken it upon themselves to start an Avocado Liberation Front, determined to find a way to revive the avocado supply and restore our beloved avo-filled lives.
You can follow the progress of the Avocado Liberation Front at:
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