2023 Resistance Mission Statement

As Canada's premier organization dedicated to the art of finding things we don't have, we proudly declare:

We, the 2023 Resistance, vow to:

• Find the last roll of toilet paper before the apocalypse.
• Locate every single remaining pylon on the continent.
• Track down the last functioning toaster in the country.
• Develop an algorithm to predict when our in-laws will visit next.

Our motto: "We're not just looking for things, we're making Canada great again."

Join us in our quest for the ultimate Canadian experience! Apply now

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, join our quest for the last remaining cans of Kraft dinner.