Shortages in Canada 2023: The Ultimate Guide

Current Shortages:

• Avocados (due to excessive hipster usage)
• Bees (after government-mandated honey shortages)
• Aviation fuel (thanks to climate change-induced polar vortex)
• Avocado toast (the hipsters got too old)
• Basic cable internet (because, priorities)
• Basic human empathy (due to too much Netflix)
• Canadian bacon (after excessive Maple syrup production)

Regional Breakdowns:

Quebec: Where the only thing that's abundant is maple syrup Ontario: Where basic cable internet is the norm British Columbia: Where avocados grow on trees Manitoba: Where basic human emotions go to die