...and so are our hopes and dreams.
We're facing a sticky situation here, folks. The future is looking bleak for our beloved maple syrup supply. It's time to get real.
Here's the forecast:
| Month | Shortages |
|---|---|
| March | +10% increase in syrup hoarders |
| April | -20% chance of syrup shortages due to 'sugar-bugs' |
| May | +30% chance of syrup shortages due to 'beaver-damage' |
Stay tuned for more updates on the syrup shortage front.