Dont' Panic! - A Guide to Not Panicking About Shortages

Shortages 101: The Basics

It's happening, folks. The shortages are coming. But fear not! For we have compiled a list of tips to help you survive the impending doom of running out of stuff.

• Stock up on toilet paper. It's the most important thing, really.
• Learn to make your own bread. It's like that one time you made a sandwich, but with more yeast.
• Invest in a good water filtration system. Or just drink the neighbor's pool water, we won't judge.
• Practice your 'I'm a little bit of a survivalist' face for when the SHTF.

And for when the SHTF, visit our Emergency Rations Page for more tips on how to not starve!

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Disclaimer

Don't say we didn't warn you: the tips on this site may or may not be helpful. Proceed at your own risk. Or, you know, just don't panic.