Welcome, dear human, to Sock Puppet Therapy. I'm your guide, Socky, and I'll walk you through the existential quagmire that is life.
As a human, you have a unique set of circumstances that lead you to question the very fabric of reality. Let's start by examining your sock drawer. Is your sock collection a mess of mismatched, lone, or orphaned socks, reflecting your inner turmoil?
Click here for Session 2: Sorting Socks by Color
Or, if you're ready for a more...unconventional approach:
Try our Sock Puppet's Intuitive Sock Sorting Exercise
And for the really adventurous:
Sock Puppet's Sock-Based Meditation: Finding Inner Peace through Sock Contemplation
Now that we've begun to unravel the tangled mess of your sock drawer, we can start exploring the larger tapestry of your existence.
Will you:
Continue with Session 3: Exploring the Absurdity of Your Wardrobe Choices
Remember, Sock Puppet Therapy is not a substitute for actual therapy. If you're feeling overwhelmed, consider consulting a licensed professional. Or, you know, just talk to your cat.