Burnt Offerings

We're not exactly hiring, but we're not not hiring either. It's complicated.

As a tobacco-roller, you'd be rolling tobacco. Into the fire. Because why not?

Job Requirements

Must be willing to roll 1000 cigarettes per hour. No, seriously, 2000. Fine, 5000.
Ability to operate a rolling machine with reckless abandon.
Must be comfortable with the possibility of burning down the entire facility.

If you're still interested, send us your resume and a cover letter, but only if you're willing to work for free. Because, you know, we're broke.