We're really sorry about the whole tobacco shortage thing. Our suppliers have been having a bit of a crisis. It turns out, they were secretly hoarding all the tobacco and selling it on the black market for exorbitant prices.
But don't worry, we've found a new supplier who's willing to work with us at a price that's only slightly exorbitant. We're talking slightly more than the price of a alternative tobacco sources that we've been exploring. But hey, at least it's not as bad as the price-gouging crisis we had last week.
We're working hard to get the tobacco flowing again. In the meantime, please enjoy our tobacco-less snacks.
Stay tuned for updates on the status of the tobacco shortage. We'll keep you posted.
— The Tobacco Shortage 2.0 Team
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