Due to an unforeseen shortage of tobacco, we've had to get creative with our coping mechanisms. Introducing "Overcooking Yourself," the art of cooking everything you can until it's burnt to a crisp.
It's not just about the nicotine, folks. It's about the thrill of watching your dinner turn from golden brown to charcoal grey. It's about the rush of adrenaline as you realize you've ruined another perfectly good meal.
Our experts recommend the following recipes for maximum overcooking results: