Tobacco Shortage 2.0: A Retrospective
In the year 2025, the world was hit with a catastrophic tobacco shortage. People panicked as the world's last remaining cigarette was rationed to the highest bidder. Governments scrambled to find a solution, but it was too little, too late. Or was it?
We, the brave souls who survived, learned valuable lessons from that fateful year. We learned that the value of nicotine can be measured in the same units as love and happiness. We learned that the human body can survive without a functional heart, but not without a good vape pen. And we learned that the phrase "smoking hot" takes on a whole new meaning when the last pack of smokes is worth more than a kilo of diamonds.