It's 2025 and we're out of cigarettes.
Due to a series of unfortunate events, the world has reached a critical tobacco shortage. The once-thriving tobacco industry has been reduced to a mere memory, with only the most die-hard smokers left scratching their heads in desperation.
The government has established the Tobacco Shortage Information Center, a hub for information and resources on the crisis.
Here's what you can do:
- Join the Tobaccy McShiftyface Initiative, a movement to bring back the good ol' days of smoking in peace and quiet.
- Visit our Tobaccy McShiftyface Solution page for more information.