Congratulations, you've made it to Step 3 of the Tobaccy McShiftyface Solution! You're really shifting into high gear now!
At this stage, you've got your pipe-fixation down pat. You've fixed all the pipes in the house, and your wife is finally happy with the decor. But wait, there's more! You've got a surprise inspection from the authorities, and they want to make sure you're not using any, ahem, 'unconventional' methods to fix those pipes.